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Blimey! I just climbed out from under my rock and realised I have not updated this since Hammertime was in the charts... You would not believe how heavy that rock really is. Stupid Global Warming!.

I am flat out like a lizard drinking with sleeping my way to the top, choosing my retirement village, just generally being a nuisance to my local police, my day starts with the dawn patrol from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster till I run out of alcohol. I am putting money aside so I can run away. maybe tomorrow.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will write something that makes sense soon. Well, I'll try. Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..

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