Tuesday, February 8, 2011

"Christianity" by 4chan

I have no love for 4chan but this is awesome and so very true. Made me smile today :)

"Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense. "

And one of my favorites quotes of all time:

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." HL Mencken, I believe.

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