what we don't know is A LOT

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Comic of the Day

Pearls Before Swine does it again. They make me laugh...









Also, saw a little fan video of an old show called "Robin of Sherwood" and have to say, that Robin was dishy! Didn't hurt that the video was set to "I need a hero" which always puts me in a romantic mood. Here he is with some chick.






















And finally I would like to direct your attention to a fun little website http://totallylookslike.com/ that has all these look-a-like pairs. Example:

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The Omnivore's Dilemma

I have been on a reading spree lately and there are two books I really want to write about. First, Michael Pollan's "The Omnivore's Dilemma", which was so fascinating and inspiring, I even committed it's message to canvas.

The thesis of the book is that the way in which our society obtains food is unsustainable and unhealthy, and though we as omnivore's are able to adapt to the lower quality of food, it does not mean we should. You may think the book preachy or one-sided, but it is so well researched, eloquent and frankly humorous, that I hope you'll give it a chance.

Pollan writes about four meals - what goes into them, what it took to obtain the ingredients, about the quality of the ingredients themselves, and the impact the meal has on our body (health, mind and spirit). The first meal is the "industrial" one. It begins with fields of corn, where the crop is grown in the usual unsustainable ways (monocrop, soil depletion, fertilizer runoff, pests and pesticides, etc). Machines do most of the work but the farmers don't make any money, because it costs more to produce the corn then what it's worth (the rest is made up by subsidies from the government so farmers can break even). Corn is then used to feed the lifestock, chickens, pigs, trukeys, sheep and even salmon and tilapia. Corn is processed into corn starch, corn oil, corn flour, as well as additives like lecithin, mon-, di-, and triglycerides, food coloring, and vitamins. Most of those things you see on your junk food label are derivatives of corn in one way or another.

Pollan also follows the production of beef in an industrial setting. Calves are born and raised for 6 months on independently owned ranches (complete with actual pastures). After they are weaned they spend several months learning to digest corn, at which point they are sold to feedlots to be fattened up. Some interesting problems arise when feeding corn to a cow. Apparently the high starch/low roughage of the corn makes belching difficult for the cows, causing a foamy slime to form in the rumen, which then inflates like a baloon. Corn is also more acidic then grass, causing the steers to have heartburn and ulcers, the acid eating away at the rumen wall, allowing bacteria to enter the bloodstream. So they need antibiotics. The manure of these cattle is so rich in heavy metals and hormones they the can't be re-used as fertilizer, so they sit in ponds on the feedlot. Oh and of course they sleep on a bed of dried poop, which sticks to their hide and gets transfered to the beef during slaughter - hence food poisoning. The final first meal that Pollan and his family ate? McDonalds!

The second meal was industrial organic. Better for you perhaps because it does not contain pesticide or antibiotic/hormone residues, but problematic in other ways. Still monoculture where crops are concerned, still large scale but now using manure for fertilizer and plant derived "organic agents" as pesticide. Since the veggies are not sprayed to preserve them, they need to be packaged and/or prewashed with some bleach. "Organic free range chicken" is an interesting bird. To be organic it is fed organic feed, without drugs or cages. To avoid the use of drugs the birds stay in a shed until they are about five weeks old, at which point a door is opened to the outside courtyard (a small lawn) where they can but don't really go for the remaining two weeks of their lives, hence free range.

The third meal, and by far the most fascinating, is the small scale or "beyond" organic. For this he spent a week on Polyface Farm in Virginia, a family operation that is honestly beyond cool. First there is the pasture. It is so much more than just grass: orchard grass, fescue, clover, millet, bluegrass, plantain, timothy and sweet grass. The cows graze in their allotted space for the day, mowing the grass, while also stomping it with their hooves, which will allow new seeds to germinate, and leave their manure for fertilizer. They will not be returned to this same spot again until he grass has grown (but before it grows to much and hardens). Chickens follow a few days behind the cows, so when they arrive at the spot, maggots have filled the cow patties. The chickens scatter the manure in their search for the maggots, enrich the soil with their own nitrogen rich poop, and in the mean time get fed a plentiful meal they were designed for eating (which leads to some superior tasting meat and eggs, I am told). Turkeys live in the orchard, where they fertilize the trees and vines, eat the bugs and mow the grass. In the winter months cows live inside but their manure is left in place, covered with a fresh layer of wood chips or straw every few days and the whole thing rises at a rate of about a foot per month. A few bucketfuls of corn are also tossed into the mix. All winter long the bedding composts providing heat to warm the barn, and the corn ferments. Once spring arrives, several dozen pigs are brought in, who turn and aerate the compost (killing the pathogens) while looking for the fermented corn. Polyface slaughter their chickens themselves, in broad daylight for "sterilization", and it's open to the people who come to buy the meat in case they want to watch (or help out).

The final meal was hunted and gathered. It involved wild pig, mushrooms, berries and veggies from the family garden. It was also interesting but this post is getting to be WAY TOO LONG again. Sorry about that.

Just a few more interesting facts I learned from this book:
- Most of the carbon atoms in the American body comes from corn. Mexicans have far fewer corn originating carbons because they consider feeding corn to lifestock a big no-no.
- Corn is unable to reproduce without men because the seeds are trapped in the ear (behind the husk) and even if they do get through it, they will die of overcrowding (consider the number of seeds stuck together on an ear).
- After WWII the government had too much ammonium nitrate, main ingriedient in explosives. They considered spreading it on the national forests to help out the timber industry, but in the end they decided to market it as fertilizer.
- The reason corn fed beef is less healthy for us is because it is "marbled" with fat that would not normally be there, making it more rich in saturated fat and less omega-3 fatty acids.
- Chicken Nuggets contain the carcinogen dimethylpolysiloxene and tertiary butylhydroquinone (TBHQ), a form of lighter fluid for "freshness"

Final summary - for food that is good for you, good for the environment and less cruel (if you are into that), buy local organic, preferably from CSAs (community sponsored agriculture) or farmers markets. Yes it is more expensive, but that is because you are paying what the food is actually worth. Spend less money on something else. This is your health and our planet we are talking about! I make exception for the really poor, who are screwed the most by our current food system (though I find that I spend less money on food now that I don't buy meat and shop at a co-op, so go figure...)

To find local farms go to:
http://www.localharvest.org/
http://www.eatwild.com/ (for animal products)

And now the art. Here we have a different kind of dilemma. My first attempt at this painting was really energetic and bold, but thusly less finished and frankly a bit of a mess. For the life of me I could not decide if I loved it or hated it. In the end I decided to tame it a bit, which makes for more pleasing but far less exciting work. I'll let you see both, the first now gone forever under layers of paint. Adieu!

First try:


Second try:

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

tee hee




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Monday, June 8, 2009

Uncomfortably numb

Last week was a sequence of tragedies. First I was brought to tears by the fate of those poor people on Air France flight 447. About half of them were Brazilians and I couldn't help but feel that it was a cruel blow, since some of these people had probably been saving their entire lives to go on this trip. To die in such a sudden and violent death, the only blessing is that they did not survive the crash and drown/been eaten by sharks. As a frequent flyer myself, a situation like this hits close to home. But not as close as the news I got on Wednesday that a woman from the lab next to mine was found murdered, her throat cut, probably by her husband of just a few months. There has been very little information forthcoming about why he did this, though some are speculating that psychological problems were involved (bipolar? drugs?) I don't even know if he has confessed, but he did get officially arrested. Apparently the cops found him Tuesday night in a parking lot covered in blood. They chased his car for some time until he crashed and then took him to the hospital to treat his "self inflicted wounds". After stopping by his apartment they found it on fire (deliberately set) and his wife missing. She was discovered just about 400 feet from the home by some joggers the next morning. It is a gruesome tale as it is, but the fact that I knew her, spoke with her, had lunch with her, it just seems surreal. Things like this do not happen in real life. They happen in movies and books, tv shows like CSI or Bones. I can still see her walking down the halls. I remember telling her she looked just like Julianne Moore...
I think I am so emotionally drained now that I can't even focus on the awful daycare fire news from Mexico. They mentioned this morning that frantic parents had driven their cars into the building to try and free the kids. The doors were padlocked, the windows to high for them to get out...

Thursday, May 28, 2009

DIY: Wedding Cake Topper

Husband and I got married three weeks after our "engagement". One thing I wish I could have done was a wedding cake topper that looked like us (have you ever noticed that the grooms NEVER have beards? I had to paint one on for him). So when it came time for my sister's wedding I offered to make a custom cake topper to look like the lovely couple. This took much more time and effort than I had imagined. I was lucky to find a friend of a friend who makes polymer clay dolls and who lend me some excellent books, including Katherine Dewey's "Creating Lifelike Figures in Polymer Clay" and Maureen Carlson's "Family and Friend's in Polymer Clay". Both good in their ways, Dewey's book much more life like and specific, Carlson's more playfool and less descriptive (in case you are looking for a review).

To demonstrate the scale I was working with, here are some eyeballs:

It is a good idea to make extras in case you loose them. I ended up using the ones without metal posts.

Next I made the heads. This took a really long time and I threw away quite a few of them before I figured out that I had to bake them with very new feature. Cheeks? Bake. Nose? Bake. Jaw? Bake. Eyelids. Bake. etc This way what you had been working so hard on did not get deformed by accident.

Then I added the torso. Same story, bake with every feature.


I made a whole in the woman's skirt to support the flowers. I also sheepishly added a hint of manhood to my future brother in law.

Here he is almost dressed.


My sister got some arms to hold the flowers. These came out really nice and had pretty fingers, which no one will be able to see.


Then my sister got a dress. I was very nervous about doing this because I had to match her actual wedding dress and because this was the most exciting part, in my opinion.

The last thing to be done were his arms and hands. Sadly I was so sick of these guys by now (over a month of almost daily work!!!) that when they didn't turn out so well I just didn't have it in me to fix them. So he is giant-hand-man. I did alter my sister's jaw line a bit at the last minute as you may be able to tell. I also painted them with acrylics to get rid of that slightly green color of the clay. The paint did not go on very smoothly, which was a disappointment to me. Nevertheless, I am pretty satisfied. They aren't perfect, nor do they look more than 70% like my sis and her fiance, but not bad for a first try.


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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Never a Dull Moment or Living with Husband

On my birthday I woke to find THIS in the bathroom:

It is a bucket, filled with water, sitting on a magnetic stirrer which is stirring the bubbling water while one of my nylons filled with manure hangs from a curtain rod. This is compost tea.

Our gardening plans are much more ambitious this year. We rent land from the university, $18 for about 500 square feet. This year we are renting three plots.

Husband converted our porch into a makeshift greenhouse, so seedlings were started indoors about two months ago.
Since the (hopefully) last frost was only yesterday, all our seedlings are still hanging out in our house. There is now very little room to maneuver.
You will notice, I think, a complete lack of cleanliness. While I initially tried to keep some kind of order in this household, I have since given up. I clean once a week, it is messy again within hours of me doing so. Oh and the Christmas tree is still up.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

White House Correspondence Dinner 2009

OMG!!! Obama was hilarious!!!







If you can't see these videos, go here.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Cigarettes, Red Square and the Himalayas

Notes on recent Russian trip.
April 4th, 2009.
Saturday.

Mom and I both woke up at insane-o'clock (3am, 5am, that sort of thing). My aunt and uncle both smoke, which creates something of a gas chamber effect in the apartment. Whether because of the smoke, the travel or the lack of sleep I had a massive headache all day (and for the next three days). Not like the air outside was particularly fresh either - car exhaust, smog and just dirt in the air. My first impression of my motherland - it smells.

First rays of sunshine over Moscow (and they were promising rain and snow. ha!)

Went to the State Historical Museum, which is located on the Red Square. Was very impressed by the depth and breadth of Russian history, but I really wish we had had someone with us who could have given us a bit of a tour. One cool thing that sticks out in my memory - some of the earliest examples of Cyrillic writing are still intact on birch bark of all things. Also cool was a huge globe in which lands that were not yet explored where left blank, so you would see the occasional unattached shore line and then white space.


Had lunch at a cafeteria type restaurant called Moo Moo. The place was decorated a bit like a log cabin, and had a lot of ambiance.

Cathedral of Christ the Savior, built on donations, destroyed by the Soviets and replaced with a giant public outdoor heating pool, rebuilt by the Russian.

Then the Roerich Museum. Renowned for his spiritual philosophies and explorations of Asia, his artwork is most memorable for the strong presence (or source) of Light.

Guests from Overseas, 1901


Watch on the Himalayas, 1925 (my favorite, but doesn't seem to reproduce well)

I actually really enjoyed the portraits done by his son, Svetoslav, but I am having a much harder time finding examples of his work online.

Pundit Neru, 1942

Young woman in yellow headdress, 1930

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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Explosive meds, Quantum of Silence and Kid with Anger Management Issues

Notes on recent trip to Russia.
April 2nd and 3rd

As I stated somewhere before, the actual business of traveling is way overrated. Since I was flying out of a tiny little airport I did not have to stand in line to check in, but then again there was no check in counter, nor an attendant to actually do any checking in. Security was in high form though. They took me and my Emetrol (4 oz!!! of anti-nausea meds) aside to get tested for explosives. I offered to take a little gulp but they just waved their little testing strips over it.

The first flight was packed with a retired people tour group going to Rome and the plane itself was making some very non-reassuring noises throughout the flight (a kind of random banging in the isle next to my seat. Any ideas? Even the other passengers noticed it.) It was also late, which was unfortunate because I had a very tight connection and the international flight was conveniently boarding at the completely opposite end of the terminal in DC. Fortunately my mother was already there, keeping the plane from taking off without me.

Even after I was on board the plane sat there for an hour waiting for "international documents", but I fully expect a plane to sit on the tarmac for at least an hour after it's scheduled departure time, so this was no biggy. And besides, the flight was an hour shorter than expected (only nine hours), and I got to watch "Quantum of Solace" without sound (thank you, United).

Mom and I both took 2 Tylenol PM each. She slept comfortably through most of the flight, I sat awake but dazed while a little kid behind me alternated pulling on my hair and punching me with his fists (until he fell down and split his lip, and then he bled on me for a change). Please, someone, invent the transporter already.

My aunt and cousin picked us up at the airport and drove us to their flat. Here then is my first view of Moscow.


After some snacking I passed out and slept for a few hours. I woke up in time for dinner. My other cousin got home by then, and so did my uncle. And that, of course, is the reason to endure all this traveling.

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Friday, April 24, 2009

Coincidence? I think not!

21 Venezuelan polo ponies die in a freak incident and three vials of Venezuelan equine encephalitis virus are missing? Dodgy!
Anyway, I'm back from Russia. It was an excellent trip. I shall recount my adventures in later posts, day by day but perhaps with less words. I feel like I have been treating all of you to daily novels instead of short little blog posts. Or maybe you like novels? Let me know.
Speaking of novels, I'm re-reading "His Dark Materials" by Phillip Pullman. I am glad to be doing it because I feel that I missed a lot on the first read through. Pullman maintains that he writes mainly for children but in an adult way. As an adult I am wondering how many children really got the full meaning of his books.
In case you are not familiar with "His Dark Materials" (or if you only saw The Golden Compass movie), here is a brief summary (SPOILERS): original sin is not a sin, and god is a sham.

And now: xkcd

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